I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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