I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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