do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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