areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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