four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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