Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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