Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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