Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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