brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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