You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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