...so i touched it.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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