what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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