garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
