I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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