He asked to "fluff my boner.."
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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