So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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