i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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