i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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