i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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