Duck Duck Cougar?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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