wat bout pragnant strippers??
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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