Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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