We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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