Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's never too late to be topless.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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