Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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