I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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