my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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