Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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