super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
