Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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