at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
