words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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