evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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