my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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