That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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