This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
