i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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