"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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