Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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