I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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