Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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