My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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