The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
