She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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