Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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