..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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