This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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