S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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