i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
