It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
