Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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