we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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