so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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