i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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