the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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