so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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