he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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